Im sorry belly button

Oh my poor belly button I'm sorry Ive neglected you for so many years. Ive tanned you, pierced you, and never put lotion on you. I took for granted how cute you were and now you are deformed!!! The baby's new thing is to push out my belly button to freak me out! At this moment half my belly button is an outie and the other half is an inie! The baby did this last night too but when I stood up it went away but not this time. Hopefully she will get bored soon and leave it alone. I told Jeff when my belly button popped I was done, like a turkey. But I'm not done yet. This baby has to cook for at least two and half more months!!!